Simple Pleasures...

Being the first one in the office to use your favorite toilet in the morning…

The smell of a match that has been struck after someone has taken a dump… This works better than air freshener. I don’t know about you, but vanilla scented poo is just gross.

Privacy while using the toilet…

Not being constipated...

Not running into traffic in the morning…

Knowing you’re the only one in the house drinking out of the orange juice container (this saves on the dirty glasses)…

Waking up in the morning & NOT having to change the 4 y/o's sheets because she wet the bed…

Not having to share your coffee with anyone else in the house…

Clean sheet day…

When all 3 kids cooperate for bed-time…

When all 3 kids cooperate in the morning…

When you cook something ALL 3 kids will eat…

Loose grapes in the bottom of the bag...

That few minutes of silence before the kids are awake...

Waking up, and there is NOT a kid in the bed with you...

Arriving to work on time...

The drive home from work... (This is the last bit of silence I will have for the rest of the day)